5 Sep - "Frankie Sandford looks stylish in silk jumpsuit as she reveals plans to
marry Wayne Bridge." - Frankie WHO? #nooffense
5
Sep - "Your
Tweet was over 140 characters. You'll have to be more clever." - Hey
Twitter, why you have to be so rude?
6 Sep - Tadi laper tingkat parah, terus masaknya
kalap biar cepet selesai, biar langsung makan siang. Sekarang PW di kasur,
males makan siang -,-"
9 Sep - In love with Cambria. So goodbye
Georgia.
12 Sep - I've drunk three glasses of pome
punch juice, made by pomegranate, lychee, and orange. This is a record!
13 Sep - Drunk last night by this. I know I'm
great. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The New Liquor! http://pic.twitter.com/jIgvbSb
13 Sep - And if you use your brain, sorry but
I'm not being rude, no one is drunk as juice. Thanks.
13 Sep - I wanna pregnant! I should be
tweeting "I wanna marry" instead of this, but this is what I want
right now. So yeaaah!
14 Sep - RT @ItsJessTweets: I don't think a puppy OR a kitten would win in a cutefight,
because what we call a cutefight, they would call a snuggle.
18 Sep - Q: How do you spell
"BEAUTY"? A: M - E!
21 Sep - "Selamat ya uda punya cowok
baru" itu ga ada bedanya sama pertanyaan "Kamu uda punya cowok
belum?". You got to be more creative.
24 Sep - Ears are for OST Across the
Universe. Eyes are for Reportase Investigasi: Mie Rekondisi. Fact: I can't
really focus on one thing.
28 Sep - People screw me up. Gadgets screw me
up. Even TV shows screw me up. And my life. Screw me up.
28 Sep - And I've lost my humor sense. It
screws me up as well.
29 Sep - I know, it is so yesterday. But I've
just listened Tear Me Up by Stefy Rae. I wish they will be back to record tons
of new tracks.